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Hi, I'm Clare.

I make myself laugh. I hope I make you laugh too.

I have a degree in Psychology, so obviously I'm analyzing you right now.

Let's be friends.

However, if you don't appreciate Grant Gustin's eyebrows, you can kindly leave.

jk, jk ily.

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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool." - Lester Bangs





SERIOUSLY, I AM LEGIT SOBBING RIGHT NOW OVER THE END OF GLEE SEASON 3.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!




That song ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY. Ever since Marissa got killed on The OC.




…but Goddammit I loved every minute of it.

I WANT TO HATE IT BUT I CAN’T. I’VE BEEN TOO ATTACHED TO THESE OBNOXIOUS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND THEIR AUTO-TUNED VOICES FOR TOO LONG.






“I’m as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

Shannon Beiste







She is one of the only reasons this show doesn’t completely suck.







I can’t pay attention to anything he’s saying anymore because all I hear is, “Who is Josh Groban?? Kill yourself!”




So, like Helen Mirren narrates Becky’s thoughts, Sofia Vergara narrates mine hilariously.