carpe PINK.

“Our diet reflects status and environment which could explain our abilities not to primarily feed on people but more on plants and other animals, but not bunnies.”

an actual statement said by an actual college student

Homework?

“Insufficient Funds” is the worst phrase in the English language.

“College is just high school with more expensive books.”

Serena van der Woodsen, Gossip Girl

When your uppity science teacher makes you look like an idiot in class because your answer wasn’t phrased correctly.

And then she tells you to buy the latest edition of the book when the bookstore only sells the earlier edition.

And then she changes her mind and tells you to buy the earlier edition. After you’ve already bought the latest edition in a rush.